Chicago rules

Actual conversation while walking past a fire station late at night, where a bunch of firemen were hanging out in folding chairs out front:

Fireman 1: (In the best 'DA BEARS' Chicago accent you can imagine) 'Yeeeeah, I got deh spandex racing shorts...' blah blah bikes...

Awesome.

Another fireman was typing away on a laptop while the other two were just relaxing. Nice :)